For nearly two weeks now you have traveled through our woods at intervals throughout the night causing the dogs to bark like the sky is falling. I am tired, I need a full night's sleep and if you don't stop waking me up every two hours I am going to come outside and shoot you myself.
Okay - back to sleep deprived sanity now.
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This is nothing a small bullet won't fix. HE HE. I had a racoon in the back yard for a week, causing our rotweiller to go nuts, all night. ARRRGGGHHH
Thank you for your kind words, I am fully intending on making the best choices for the children.
ROTFLMAO....
Mission: Impossumble
Aw, the opossum is a little ugly. But let's bring him in with all the other little critters. What's one more?
Mission accomplished - one dead possum - and one empty trap set for hte next joker.
Oh yea - and finally one night's sleep!
Aren't they dreadful little creatures. They're pointed little meth head teeth. And the tail. There is something vaguely obscene about the tail.
I am an animal lover. I used to unset the mouse traps at my parents house as a child and give away free cheese.
But possums. Shudder. I do not like them. No I don't.
And I do like sleep.
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