Friday, April 07, 2006

Dear Stupid Freaking Possum:

For nearly two weeks now you have traveled through our woods at intervals throughout the night causing the dogs to bark like the sky is falling. I am tired, I need a full night's sleep and if you don't stop waking me up every two hours I am going to come outside and shoot you myself.

Okay - back to sleep deprived sanity now.

6 comments:

Sarah said...

This is nothing a small bullet won't fix. HE HE. I had a racoon in the back yard for a week, causing our rotweiller to go nuts, all night. ARRRGGGHHH

Thank you for your kind words, I am fully intending on making the best choices for the children.

nunya said...

ROTFLMAO....

SJ said...

Mission: Impossumble

Anonymous said...

Aw, the opossum is a little ugly. But let's bring him in with all the other little critters. What's one more?

Loner said...

Mission accomplished - one dead possum - and one empty trap set for hte next joker.

Oh yea - and finally one night's sleep!

Cala Lily said...

Aren't they dreadful little creatures. They're pointed little meth head teeth. And the tail. There is something vaguely obscene about the tail.

I am an animal lover. I used to unset the mouse traps at my parents house as a child and give away free cheese.

But possums. Shudder. I do not like them. No I don't.

And I do like sleep.