Last night I went to Kroger and bought meat and ice cream related stuff. When I got to the checkout - the Ben & jerry's rang up just fine, but my sugar-free popsicles and sugar-free fudge pops ( you know, the healthier versions of dessert I bought myself) sent up a red flag. The cashier said they had a "limited Quantity" alert. What in the world???? Ben & jerrys, works just fine, maam, but you can't have those diet popsicles, there is a limit.
I am still not sure whether this is a compliment - like dont worry about the diet, you are just fine the way you are ---- or the ultimate insult - you are already fat, just chuck down that Ben and Jerrys and be happy.
Turns out the alert was just a recall, they had passed their expiration - which is also weird because they are FROZEN POPSICLES. Whatever, I had a wee bit of the Dublin mudslide after dinner and apparently that will have to suffice.
2 comments:
In my opinion, your spelling of the word "dessert" is correct.
Fudgesickles have an expiration date? Who knew?
Oh God. I guess I best go eat all of mine right now.
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