Monday, July 03, 2006

Loner story - The Supermarket

compliments of my mom

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackling.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle!

2 comments:

SJ said...

I'm off to buy some condoms ;)

Loner said...

Ian - I bet all you'll hear is some Barry White, buddy - I thikn the grocery is G-rated. You are TOO funny.

Washlady - I did the same thing!